Judd Goobey, Less Artsy More Fartsy may now appear to be a strange book, given the guarantee, mission statement, and early apology, but it really is not strange. “Nerds in Love / Bed heads, big shorts and pocket protection / Black socks and sandals and stamp collections / Bonded by love of science fiction / Thighs that chafe because of friction / Stumbling and strolling both hand in hand / Stopped at a corner the couple does stand / They gaze at each other, then turn away quick / Like synchronized miners they go for a pick” sorry we couldn’t get this to you sooner. THE JUDD GOOBEY APOLOGY: My work contains words and images that some may find offensive, so in advance, if you are offended, I would like to say I’m sorry. THE JUDD GOOBEY MISSION: If I can have just one booger picker wet his pants laughing or one dorkzilla spew milk out her nose, then and only then will my work by worth something. THE JUDD GOOBEY GUARANTEE: I promise that nothing in this book will try to educate you in any way, nor will it inspire greatness. “Disgustingly clever, impolite, hilarious, messy, goofy, crusty.
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